1 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,120 Good evening, old chap. You're late. 2 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,260 We agreed 10 .30. 3 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:09,000 Indeed, we are late, old chap, and I do wish to extend my most abject apologies. 4 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,259 Never mind that. 5 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,240 This the man? 6 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:13,760 This is he, yes. 7 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,940 He tells me you have information to sell. 8 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:17,460 Important information. 9 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,660 What's the matter with him? Is he dumb or something? No, he's British. 10 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,260 Naturally, he couldn't dream of discussing business with you until he's 11 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:31,260 formally introduced. 12 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,600 Mr. Grosky, may I present Algernon Winch, Mr. Boris Grosky. 13 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:35,860 How do you do? 14 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 You British. 15 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:42,580 It'll be the death of me. Yes, exactly. 16 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,800 Intuitively. 17 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:42,810 Boris Groski. 18 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:43,930 You knew him? 19 00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:47,110 We crossed swords quite a lot of times. 20 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:48,910 You mean he's not one of ours? 21 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:50,910 No, he's one of theirs. 22 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,750 One of their top agents. 23 00:03:54,370 --> 00:03:55,510 That makes a change. 24 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:56,970 Yes, but it's embarrassing. 25 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:59,870 If he had been naughty, they might have had a good manners to have popped him 26 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:00,870 off in his own country. 27 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,150 He does with all the paperwork. 28 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:03,710 Apart from that, it's unethical. 29 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:04,970 It's just not cricket. 30 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:07,990 Let's hope they don't do it again. 31 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,280 Thank you. 32 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:52,060 Stanislaus Akadi. 33 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,340 Another one of them. 34 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:57,860 In charge of counter -espionage for the Eastern Seaboard. Do you think they're 35 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:01,420 having a purge? Well, if they are, I wish they'd... Do it in their own 36 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,240 You said that. It's unethical, just not cricket. You said that, too. We need a 37 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,440 drink. That you haven't said. 38 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:13,440 Two Eastern agents popped off in 24 hours. It's not like them. 39 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,780 Well, perhaps they're just going through an awkward phase. 40 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,980 Awkward phase or not, I don't approve of it. 41 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,940 Well, it literally diminishes the opposition. 42 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,880 That's our job, taking it on themselves, breaking all the rules. Shh. Keep 43 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,880 talking. 44 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:32,020 Oh. As I said before, it is a far, far better thing I do than I've ever done 45 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:33,020 before. 46 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:37,000 As the boy who stood on the burning deck said, to be or not to be, that is the 47 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,920 question, he just didn't know what he was talking about. 48 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:40,220 Steve. Rolling. 49 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,240 Hello. 50 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:42,660 Goodbye. 51 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,800 One, two, three. 52 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:53,500 Now you're here, why don't you stay for a drink? 53 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:54,720 You know him? 54 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:59,020 Ivan Pepitoporov. He's one of them. Second in command of their counter 55 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:02,300 -espionage. That's right, isn't it, Ivan? Or have they upgraded you? 56 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,420 I'm going to kill you. 57 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,920 Why on earth should you want to do that? I thought we were the best of enemies. 58 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:10,640 You don't know why. Because of Grotki. 59 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:14,840 Grotki? Grotki. And Arkady. And Arkady. And Arkady. 60 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,620 You didn't think you'd get away with this, did you? Get away with what? 61 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,880 I think that he thinks that... That I did it, that I killed Grosky. And 62 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:26,260 Mrs. Peel will vouch for it. I haven't killed anyone all week. 63 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,840 Then if not you, then who did? We thought you lot did. 64 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,680 Murder two of our own men. 65 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,960 We are getting our wires crossed. 66 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:37,340 Or double crossed. 67 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:42,580 My dear chap, you better take me to your leader. 68 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:47,320 The Colonel, it is impossible to infiltrate the horse guards in this 69 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:52,160 Our men don't have the necessary connections, and besides... Yes. 70 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:54,780 Yes. 71 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,520 Yes, yes. No, no, I have no wish to be recalled. 72 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:04,180 Yes, of course I know my duty. 73 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,600 Very well. 74 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,760 The horse guards will be infiltrated. 75 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:13,780 Perhaps with a horse. 76 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:24,240 Steed! Steed, my dear fellow! Hello, Natsky. What a delightful surprise. What 77 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,520 pleasure to see you again. I told you to kill him. 78 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,240 He had nothing to do with Grotsky's death. 79 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,479 Nor Akari. 80 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:32,840 He has convinced me. 81 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,040 You didn't. 82 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:36,520 Then perhaps one of your colleagues? I would have known. 83 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:38,720 But this is impossible. 84 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:44,590 I'm not doubting your word, my dear fellow, but if you didn't and we didn't, 85 00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:45,610 then who? 86 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:48,670 A third party, someone opposed to both of us. For what purpose? 87 00:07:48,930 --> 00:07:52,710 Self -interest, steal secrets, sell to the highest bidder. It makes sense, 88 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:54,610 Lutzky. A third party. 89 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:57,530 But this is scandalous, infamous. 90 00:07:58,690 --> 00:07:59,970 What are we going to do? 91 00:08:00,390 --> 00:08:01,390 Speed the jet. 92 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,250 We call it truce. 93 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:07,070 Someone's trying to drive a wedge between us. Well, we combine forces, you 94 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,810 I. Combine forces? Yes. 95 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:11,750 Work together. You and I. 96 00:08:13,190 --> 00:08:15,270 Ed Cordes would never hear of it. 97 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:17,010 We already have. 98 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,090 I called them on the way here. 99 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:23,010 You went over my head. I considered the situation urgent. 100 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:27,090 Anyway, they're all for it. So it's Pax for the moment. 101 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,690 For the moment. 102 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:34,630 Well, this calls for a drink. 103 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:37,090 You won't say no, huh, Steve? 104 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:38,370 I won't say no. 105 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:45,640 This reminds me of the old days when I was young and gay. You remember Vienna? 106 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,879 Ah, Vienna. 107 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,780 The exploding tiny fish. 108 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,700 The poisoned toothpick. 109 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:55,140 And that big fellow, the sweet, tremendous sense of humor. 110 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:59,060 The day that he stepped into the lift. And you removed the bottom? 111 00:08:59,530 --> 00:09:02,390 He laughed all the way down, 13 floors. 112 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:07,150 Tremendous sense of humor. Oh, a splendid chap. I carried a scar from his 113 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,610 still. Where did he get you? 114 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,730 In the Dardanelles. 115 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:12,930 Zamir. Zamir. 116 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:18,370 Well, 117 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,790 now, who are you going to send us? 118 00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:24,670 What was your idea? 119 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,530 Combine our resources. 120 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:32,020 Now, I suggest... That we sent someone along to assist you, and you sent 121 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,300 along to assist Ivan. 122 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,700 A hostage? 123 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,000 An act of faith. 124 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,440 You can provide someone. 125 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,580 Yes, I can provide someone. And you? 126 00:10:41,530 --> 00:10:43,130 Your name, my dear? 127 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:46,450 Olga Savonovich Negreskin -Kavalovsky. 128 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,030 Comrade Nutski. 129 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:49,630 Relax, my dear. 130 00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:54,270 Thank you, Comrade Nutski. Let us dispense with the formality, please. 131 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:57,610 My friends call me Nutty. 132 00:10:58,530 --> 00:11:03,270 We have a little task for you. A chance to serve the glorious motherland? 133 00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:07,010 Better and better. You're quite right, my dear. I'm ready. 134 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:10,540 I will fight to the last man, figuratively speaking. 135 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,880 Excellent, excellent. 136 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,360 What do you want me to do? 137 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:20,660 Well, there is this Englishman by the name of Steve. You want me to 138 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:21,660 kill him? 139 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:22,860 You hear that? 140 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:24,420 Kill him. 141 00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:29,620 And they say that today there is no moral fiber among the younger 142 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:31,580 No, my dear. 143 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,020 You will not be necessary to kill Steve. 144 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:36,660 Not yet, anyway. 145 00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:41,570 You will work with him. With him? You mean, fraternize? 146 00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:46,110 Infiltrate would be more apt. Gain his confidence. And then kill him. 147 00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:49,590 I don't understand. 148 00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:54,610 Two of our countrymen have been murdered. 149 00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:59,550 We must find the killers before they strike again. 150 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:44,260 Of course it's a serious business to be treated seriously. 151 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,380 And we will. 152 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,100 Murder number three? 153 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,680 Name of Zorik. 154 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:51,839 One of theirs? 155 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,840 One of yours. 156 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:58,640 After all, you're one of them now. How I envy you working cheek by jowl with 157 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:02,760 Ivan. I can assure you my cheek's going to be nowhere near his jowl. 158 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,060 That'll be them. 159 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:21,980 I introduce Olga Zvonovich Negretitskinka -Volovsky. 160 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:24,580 John Steed. Comrade Steed. 161 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,320 How do you do? 162 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:39,940 It is, as I expected, opulent, luxurious, expensive, and thoroughly 163 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:45,020 decadent. Well, Steed, we have kept our part of the bargain. 164 00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:48,579 Oh, yes. 165 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,680 You haven't met Mrs. Peel. 166 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,380 She is your choice. 167 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,720 I am my choice. 168 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,260 Couldn't keep her away from it. 169 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:00,680 It will be a pleasure working with you, Mrs. Peel. It will be a change. 170 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,900 Well, then, shall we... For one minute, information concerning the dead man. I 171 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:05,900 have to start somewhere. 172 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:10,480 Groski had only been 24 hours in the country. During that time, he made only 173 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,660 call at this address. I suggest you try there first. 174 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,039 Goodbye, Pete. 175 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:20,700 This is Irish. 176 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,480 Oh. 177 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,220 May I call you Olga? 178 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:31,620 Comrade Wolofsky, informality breeds undiscipline. You are absolutely right. 179 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,920 Will you have a drink? Hard liquors soften the brain tissues. 180 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:39,080 Oh, well, I don't think a cigarette will soften the brain tissues. We should 181 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,580 understand one another, comrade. 182 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,500 When I heard of this assignment, my first impulse was to kill you. 183 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,799 Oh, dear. 184 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,680 But the glorious motherland says I am to work with you. And mother's always 185 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,220 right. We are waiting the time. Now we should start work immediately. 186 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,080 I am ready. 187 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:04,660 What is this place? 188 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,200 I don't know. 189 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:12,000 It was one of the several addresses Groski called at the day he died. One of 190 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,540 several? But you told Steve... Well, I like to keep something in reserve. 191 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,340 I thought we had a truce. Indeed. 192 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,860 But a little cheating is expected. 193 00:15:25,740 --> 00:15:26,940 On book five. 194 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:45,050 How did Grotsky go that day? 195 00:15:45,850 --> 00:15:46,850 Here. 196 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:51,250 The address I give. Steed, a place in Chelsea. 197 00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,390 Right. Who's first? 198 00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:55,610 The lady was first. 199 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:09,190 Good afternoon, Miss, um... Oh, Mrs. 200 00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:11,630 Peel. Oh, Mrs. Peel, yes. 201 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,580 Um, Hubert Merriweather at your service. 202 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,040 Well, Mrs. Peel. 203 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,040 What can we do for you? 204 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,540 What seems to be the trouble. 205 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,280 Trouble? 206 00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:23,620 Ah, trouble. 207 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,700 It's the same as Groski's. 208 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:29,320 Groski? He recommended that I came to you. 209 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,480 He said you did miracles for him. 210 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,200 I don't recall a patient of that name. 211 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,600 Do you, Mr. Merriweather? 212 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,080 No, no, I can't say I do. 213 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,740 Perhaps if we just checked up on her. 214 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:46,250 We might discover something to our advantage. We might find her Achilles' 215 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,290 You just take your shoes off, please. 216 00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:49,530 And lie down. 217 00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:53,850 Just lie here, Mrs. Peel. 218 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,410 We'll soon find what's troubling you. 219 00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:01,070 A bothersome bunion, a cruel corn. 220 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:04,450 Your feet are now in my hands, Mrs. Peel. 221 00:17:05,390 --> 00:17:08,990 My feet? Well, naturally. Why else would you consult a chiropodist? 222 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:16,790 Now, me, old boy. 223 00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:20,410 Thank you. 224 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:22,670 So sorry. 225 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:28,790 Your feet are in excellent condition, Mrs. Peel. There was really no need to 226 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:29,569 consult me. 227 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,290 It's a great comfort to hear you say that. 228 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,170 How much do I owe you? There's no charge for consultation. 229 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:35,810 I see. 230 00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:36,830 Well, thank you. 231 00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:43,090 I must have made a mistake, then. Now, by Grotsky coming here. 232 00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:46,010 That's right, Mrs. Peel. You made a mistake. 233 00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:52,430 I have a shrewd suspicion that... Yvonne? 234 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:55,450 Yvonne? 235 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,250 Number 10, this is the place. 236 00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:10,170 J. Nathan Winters. What do we do now? 237 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,110 Grosky paid a visit here, right? 238 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,500 Right. So we interrogate Mr. Winters, right? 239 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,720 Right. 240 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,260 Wrong. A subtlety comrade. 241 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,400 At all costs. 242 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,990 Testing the new Mark IV. 243 00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:15,110 Dense, natty umbrella. 244 00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:17,030 Note the ebonized shaft. 245 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:22,330 Tempered steel pedule. Chinese proof silk stretched over an all -metal frame. 246 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,330 Easy action. 247 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:30,130 Light on the shoulder went up. Alternatively, nice, jaunty swagger went 248 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,750 And all subjected to my final rigorous test. 249 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,370 Force IX downfall. 250 00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:41,390 Each and every one of these umbrellas has been rained on from a great height. 251 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:48,830 Winters. Jay, Nathan Winters. Can I help you? Tell us all you know about... 252 00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:51,590 Umbrellas. I'm thinking of changing my style. 253 00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:53,750 All I know about umbrellas? 254 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,730 That would take some time, say years even. 255 00:19:57,970 --> 00:20:00,870 Perhaps I could begin by examining the existing model. 256 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:13,240 Well, sir, I may be losing business by it, but I don't think you're going to 257 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,240 better this model. 258 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,800 Absolutely reliable. 259 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,140 Nice balance. 260 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,320 Loose fit. 261 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,820 What I'm really interested in is the handle. 262 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,100 Ah. 263 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,140 Ah. 264 00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,490 think so. I'd like the same as Mr. Groski. 265 00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:41,230 Uh, Groski. 266 00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:43,090 Pleased to check your record. 267 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:46,290 Check my... Yes, that's it. Check my records. 268 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,030 Check my records. I'll go and check my records. 269 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,830 Now what? 270 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,530 You search that side. I'll search the other. Very subtle. 271 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:25,160 How goes it, comrade? 272 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,280 I'm enmeshed in wet weather gear. 273 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,120 I told you. 274 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,280 We should have used my method. 275 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,300 We could have made him talk. 276 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:39,740 Comrade? 277 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:11,800 my rickles thoroughly, sir, and I can't find any trace of Grosky at all. What a 278 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:12,800 shame. 279 00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:16,780 Oh, excuse me, sir. 280 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,280 Good afternoon, gentlemen. Will you come this way? It's all waiting for you. 281 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:23,620 Down the end there, round the corner. 282 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:25,680 Treat it gently, won't you? 283 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,540 I suppose I couldn't interest you in the Mark V. 284 00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:35,660 Well, I don't think so. It does have a crocodile handle, and it is... Utterly 285 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:36,900 reliable. Good. 286 00:22:52,220 --> 00:22:54,240 And they come in two models. 287 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,960 Oh. Town and country. 288 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:58,539 I'll take a dozen. 289 00:22:58,540 --> 00:22:59,540 A dozen? 290 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,600 Assorted handles. 291 00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:02,300 Hope it keeps wet for you. 292 00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:03,580 Bye. 293 00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:13,640 You've got to follow that packing case. Why? 294 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:20,900 Because Ivan's body's inside it. What do you mean you've 295 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:26,160 lost Ivan? I did not lose him. He walked out on me. My men are hand -picked and 296 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,660 dedicated, Mrs. Peel. 297 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,500 They do not walk out. 298 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:36,740 I suspect foul play or some treachery from Steve. What about your treachery? 299 00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:38,420 didn't tell me about the chiropodist, remember? 300 00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:40,190 A mere detail. 301 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:43,210 Well, whatever else, I can assure you Steed will keep his word. 302 00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,050 Touching loyalty. 303 00:23:45,330 --> 00:23:47,870 It's plain common sense. Steed will keep his part of the bargain. 304 00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:53,430 In that case, you will have no hesitation in keeping yours. 305 00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:58,150 You will remain here until Ivan is found. 306 00:23:59,450 --> 00:24:00,570 I have your word? 307 00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:02,690 You have my word. 308 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,030 I will go and make a few inquiries. 309 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,140 Are you sure that you want... You have my word. 310 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,160 And I trust you. 311 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,640 Trust everyone. 312 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:21,000 But before he deals, cut the cards. 313 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:25,840 An old saying from the old country. 314 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:32,620 But a little cheating is expected. 315 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,820 All right, gentlemen, get assembled, if you please. 316 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:17,480 Ain't two lines, gentlemen, two umbrella lengths apart. 317 00:25:19,180 --> 00:25:21,500 Now, come along, gentlemen. Look like this. 318 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,280 Are we ready, then? 319 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,180 Good. 320 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:31,280 Well, today, gentlemen, we will see what we know about the hailing of the 321 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:37,040 taxicab. Now, our first task is to see that we stand out from the hurly -burly 322 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,040 of the meals. 323 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,490 Presence. Presence, gentlemen. 324 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,470 Are we all comfortable? 325 00:25:44,190 --> 00:25:48,710 Good. Then we are ready to hail our taxicab. 326 00:25:49,210 --> 00:25:54,510 Now first, the eye must seek out its objective. Then fix. 327 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:58,250 Fix our taxicab with a steady eye. 328 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,970 Judge its speed of approach. 329 00:26:01,790 --> 00:26:04,610 Assess competitors nearby. 330 00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:06,690 And one. 331 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:09,120 Two, three, hail! 332 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,500 With me, gentlemen. 333 00:26:11,660 --> 00:26:14,480 One, two, three, hail! 334 00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:20,400 One, two, three, hail! Get your shoulders back, Mr. Jones. 335 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,440 Mr. 336 00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:23,820 Watkins. 337 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,960 We are waggling, Mr. Watkins. We are waggling when we should be thrusting. 338 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,360 had to talk to you about our waggling before. 339 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,519 Up and up! 340 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,520 That's better. 341 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,640 Much better. 342 00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:37,000 Mr. Jones, carry on with the next exercise. 343 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,040 Good afternoon, sir, madam. 344 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:45,320 Tarquin Ponsonby Frye, at your service. How do you do? John Steen. 345 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,960 May I introduce comrade Miss Volofsky. 346 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,140 Superb. Utterly superb, sir. 347 00:26:53,020 --> 00:26:56,960 Your manner, sir, the way you doffed your bowler, the pure economy of 348 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,560 the sheer elegance of stance. 349 00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:02,120 Oh, forgive me, sir. Allow me to welcome you to Snob. 350 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:04,540 And you too, madam. Snob. 351 00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:06,550 What is snob? 352 00:27:06,850 --> 00:27:12,410 A training center, madam. It is, if you will forgive the pun, a breeding ground 353 00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:15,690 for young gentlemen. And where do they breed? 354 00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:23,630 As you can see, we change mere man into gentle man. 355 00:27:24,270 --> 00:27:29,650 We endeavor to endow them with some of those qualities which some of us were 356 00:27:29,650 --> 00:27:30,950 lucky enough to be born with. 357 00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:33,500 Hey, Mr. Teed. Do you have much success? 358 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,760 I try, and if I only partially succeed, I feel I've made some small 359 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,840 contribution. Half an oaf is better than low bread, eh? 360 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,720 You seem to be so very witty. 361 00:27:43,780 --> 00:27:47,160 But now, sir, what brings you here? Obviously, you have no need of my 362 00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:48,500 I'm trying to trace a friend. 363 00:27:48,820 --> 00:27:53,540 Is he a pupil here? In some way, bourgeois as this. It is eminently 364 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,680 In that case, his name will be on the records. 365 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,120 In the office, sir, this way. 366 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,400 Madam. 367 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:00,380 After you, comrade. 368 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,740 And now, sir, the name of your friend. 369 00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:11,420 Groski. 370 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,320 I certainly don't have to look that up. 371 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:16,540 You know him? 372 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,500 Oh, definitely not. There's no one of that name on our list. But you haven't 373 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,500 checked? 374 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,200 I don't have to. I'm familiar with all my pupils, Mr. Steve. 375 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,360 Groski. I should certainly remember a name like that. Certainly. 376 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,900 No, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help you. Oh, dear. What a pity. 377 00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:33,860 Oops! 378 00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:37,270 I'm most extremely sorry. That's very clumsy of me. 379 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,010 Quite a collection. 380 00:28:42,390 --> 00:28:45,230 I believe in starting my young gentleman off right. 381 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:50,270 And as you know, Mr. Steed, a young gentleman is naked without his umbrella. 382 00:28:52,990 --> 00:28:54,430 A fine selection. 383 00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:57,890 I'm very sorry to have taken up so much of your time. Oh, it's my pleasure, sir. 384 00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,270 Do pop in again sometime. 385 00:28:59,510 --> 00:29:01,130 Doubt this, comrade, and I will sometime. 386 00:29:02,590 --> 00:29:03,590 Goodbye. 387 00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:39,350 Ogre, my dear? 388 00:29:39,850 --> 00:29:43,110 Go along with Steed until he is dispensable. 389 00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:45,050 And then dispense with him. 390 00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:47,230 And what about me and Mrs. 391 00:29:47,470 --> 00:29:48,470 Peel? 392 00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:51,850 She doesn't learn too much. Keep her occupied. 393 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:53,950 Forgive her the runaround. 394 00:30:13,390 --> 00:30:15,190 But, Mrs. Beale! 395 00:30:15,450 --> 00:30:17,930 Just giving you the runaround, comrade. 396 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,110 You promised! 397 00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:23,990 You didn't even begin to keep your side of the bargain. 398 00:30:24,310 --> 00:30:26,170 There's a saying in my country. 399 00:30:26,890 --> 00:30:31,690 If you want to feel safe, keep your combinations to yourself. 400 00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:37,510 First there is Ivan's body, then nobody. 401 00:30:37,810 --> 00:30:39,490 This subtle approach. 402 00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:45,830 If we had used my method... Foraged on, leaving no stone unturned, overlooking 403 00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:48,170 not a single clue, overlooking nothing. 404 00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:51,930 Oh. 405 00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:53,770 Overlooked something? 406 00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:54,990 The crate. 407 00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:59,730 The one we followed, the one with Ivan's body. It was addressed to Snob, no? 408 00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:04,070 Yes. Well, the one I looked into had a different address on it. 409 00:31:04,370 --> 00:31:05,370 What address? 410 00:31:05,570 --> 00:31:06,570 H. 411 00:31:06,790 --> 00:31:08,330 Meriwether Chiropedist. 412 00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:12,540 Now, what... would a chiropodist want with a case full of embryos? 413 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:25,560 Large tweezers, please. 414 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,440 Right. That's the lot, I think. 415 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,840 Why shouldn't you tell them all, Mr. Merriweather? There's no need for that. 416 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,620 can guarantee they all transmit and receive for up to 100 miles. 417 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,180 And anyway, I'm tired. 418 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,600 Halt. 419 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:14,180 Gun. 420 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,220 For goodness sake, I've just... finished one batch. 421 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:22,760 Look, enough's enough. I've had it. 422 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,400 I've yet to have it. It's quite a different problem. Nothing to do with 423 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,680 instrument installation at all. 424 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,440 More matter of disposal. 425 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:33,460 See what I mean? 426 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,380 Oh, no. 427 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:41,100 My dear fellow, our splendid boss says yes. Yes, you see, we've been carting 428 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:43,140 poor Ivan around from place to place all day. 429 00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:47,440 Now he's yours. Back to square one, the scene of the crime. 430 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:51,030 That's the place we popped him off in the first place. I don't want to get 431 00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:54,750 involved. Look, I agreed to help you with the equipment. Nothing like this. 432 00:32:54,970 --> 00:32:56,490 I'm afraid that we beg to differ. 433 00:32:56,870 --> 00:32:58,870 Percy is fearfully right, you know. 434 00:33:00,950 --> 00:33:01,950 Hilda. 435 00:33:17,230 --> 00:33:18,330 They're in the training center today. 436 00:33:18,990 --> 00:33:19,990 The back way. 437 00:33:20,310 --> 00:33:21,430 If we can get a phone. 438 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:26,610 You utterly sure of your facts, Hilda? 439 00:33:26,850 --> 00:33:27,849 Quite sure. 440 00:33:27,850 --> 00:33:29,310 You know what to do, old boy. 441 00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:32,230 Of course he knows. 442 00:33:33,330 --> 00:33:38,450 All you have to do is ask a few subtle questions and wait for a reaction. 443 00:33:38,890 --> 00:33:39,930 Subtle questions? 444 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:42,410 Next. 445 00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:47,500 It's the young lady. We were in the middle of a foxtrot. She turned to make 446 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:48,880 four -point... This way, please. 447 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,720 Over here. 448 00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:04,140 To put it subtly, I was told to come here by a friend. 449 00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:06,000 Will you take your shoes off, please? 450 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,719 This friend's name was Gruski. 451 00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:13,000 Comrade Gruski. 452 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:15,320 How very interesting. 453 00:34:19,219 --> 00:34:22,400 No, no, I couldn't do it. I couldn't bring myself to do it. It's your job. 454 00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:30,520 There's no room in this organisation for weaklings. 455 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Hello, comrade. 456 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:37,100 Where's Nutsky? I've handed in my notice. The other side was cheating. 457 00:34:37,699 --> 00:34:40,300 Nutsky had no intention of seriously honouring the truce. 458 00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:42,940 I'm not surprised. I never thought he would. Apart from that, if I was 459 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:44,690 disappeared. Ivan's dead. 460 00:34:45,310 --> 00:34:47,110 And Olga from the Volga? 461 00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:49,429 In there, having her pedicure. 462 00:34:57,690 --> 00:34:59,150 Somebody's put a spoke in. 463 00:34:59,490 --> 00:35:01,050 And where is Olga? 464 00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:02,490 That's a good question. 465 00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:14,250 You're no good to struggle, Miss Belovsky. 466 00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:18,470 We've secured you with old -school ties, and the bonds of the old -school tie 467 00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:19,790 are well -nigh impossible to break. 468 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,110 Did you call the boss? 469 00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:23,330 Yes, we're to move her. 470 00:35:24,110 --> 00:35:26,310 Again? But it was dangerous enough bringing her here. 471 00:35:26,590 --> 00:35:27,590 Those were his orders. 472 00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:29,190 We'd better get some help. 473 00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:31,050 Don't you think you'd better crate her up first? 474 00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,650 This place is all washed up anyway. 475 00:35:37,290 --> 00:35:38,890 We shan't be using it any more. 476 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,640 I sent her in alone. If anything's happened to her... Dee, she was a very 477 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,080 experienced agent, and she was perfectly prepared to kill you if necessary. 478 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:53,760 That's a matter for conjecture. The point is, here we are sitting quite 479 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,600 Poor Olga and Ivan. Yes, it looks as though we backed down. 480 00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:58,640 Did you get anything out of Ivan? 481 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,500 Well, he talked a lot about Groski. 482 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:04,140 I think Groski was here on a very special assignment. Yeah, he's probably 483 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:06,400 the same man we are, the third party. 484 00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:07,620 Did he tell you anything else? 485 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,460 Something about an address in Chelsea. 486 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,160 Chelsea? Well, that's where Snob is. 487 00:36:11,890 --> 00:36:14,430 Snob? The finishing school for young gentlemen, of course. 488 00:36:14,850 --> 00:36:18,150 They did it to Ivan, they'll do it to Olga. Do what to Olga? 489 00:36:18,430 --> 00:36:19,630 Pop her into an umbrella crate. 490 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:24,110 Furled or unfurled? Go to Nutsky, tell him to be at snob headquarters within 491 00:36:24,110 --> 00:36:27,090 hour. Are you sure you can trust him? No, but I mean to use him. 492 00:36:27,430 --> 00:36:28,368 Here's the address. 493 00:36:28,370 --> 00:36:29,370 See you there. 494 00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:02,960 Treat it gently. Remember, we're dealing with a member of the weaker sex. 495 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,040 All together now. 496 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:12,920 Lift. 497 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,800 Forward. 498 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,600 One. 499 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,260 We will now master the short, sharp stab in the back. 500 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:43,820 Now, grasping the umbrella a little lower down and keep... Oh, well. 501 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,660 Take that to my office, gentlemen. 502 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:58,280 Now, as I was saying, grasping the umbrella a little lower down and keeping 503 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,980 close eye on our adversary, we creep nearer. 504 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,820 Creep creep 505 00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:32,590 like someone who has been tied up and dumped in a box. 506 00:38:32,850 --> 00:38:35,590 Oops. I don't know how to knife. Oh, 507 00:38:37,810 --> 00:38:39,210 they've taken my fur coat. 508 00:38:40,690 --> 00:38:41,690 What is it? 509 00:38:41,870 --> 00:38:43,010 It's my old school tie. 510 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:46,690 Oh, well. 511 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,270 How did you get in here? 512 00:38:53,570 --> 00:38:55,350 I hate to tell you, but... The subtle approach. 513 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:57,350 Not bad for a decadent capitalist, eh? 514 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,160 The next part will be most interesting. 515 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,240 Vanguard! 516 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,620 Advance! 517 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,120 Lunge! No, no, no, Mr. Wilson. 518 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,360 We're not prodding a balloon. We're killing the enemy. 519 00:39:34,190 --> 00:39:36,430 How do you settle your way past that? 520 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,930 What is holding us up? 521 00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:46,930 I cannot make a move without express orders from headquarters. 522 00:39:47,370 --> 00:39:48,830 My hands are tied. 523 00:39:49,170 --> 00:39:51,590 But Dean is a snob. He needs help. 524 00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:56,370 I know. My heart bleeds for him. Bleeds for him. 525 00:39:56,590 --> 00:39:59,430 But I cannot move without orders. Well, I can. 526 00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:00,650 I'll see you there. 527 00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:01,950 And hurry. 528 00:40:16,170 --> 00:40:18,830 Please, speed it up. We haven't got all day. Come on. Hurry up. Into line. Hurry 529 00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:19,830 up, please. 530 00:40:22,770 --> 00:40:24,470 Nutski's not going to turn up, is he? 531 00:40:25,210 --> 00:40:26,990 He has been delayed by your ally. 532 00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:28,770 We've got to get out of here. 533 00:40:29,690 --> 00:40:31,110 We will fight to the death. 534 00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:32,730 I sincerely hope not. 535 00:40:37,910 --> 00:40:38,910 Right now, gentlemen. 536 00:40:39,110 --> 00:40:41,410 We are ready to proceed to more serious things. 537 00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:43,390 Deadly combat, eh? 538 00:40:43,910 --> 00:40:44,910 With, uh... 539 00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:46,150 I'm Gaudi Blatt. 540 00:40:47,950 --> 00:40:50,210 As soon as they get started, I'll head for the light switches. 541 00:40:50,610 --> 00:40:52,570 That's more like it. We will have action. 542 00:40:55,170 --> 00:40:56,170 I got us action. 543 00:40:56,670 --> 00:40:59,470 Now, you make straight for the door. Keep going. Whatever happens, don't stop 544 00:40:59,470 --> 00:41:01,650 for me. But... Don't stop for me. 545 00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:05,370 That's an order. Think of the glorious motherland or something. 546 00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:09,810 Taylor! 547 00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:14,570 And now, gentlemen, it is your turn. 548 00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:17,910 But first of all, to put us in the right frame of mind, let us return to our 549 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,750 enemy identification boards. 550 00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:21,490 All right, gentlemen. 551 00:41:21,590 --> 00:41:23,510 Gather round me and pay attention. 552 00:41:26,010 --> 00:41:27,070 Won't be long now. 553 00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:30,650 Now, we must always remember the motto of our organization. 554 00:41:31,410 --> 00:41:32,910 Seek, hate, kill. 555 00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:35,670 Seek, hate, kill. 556 00:41:36,610 --> 00:41:38,210 Seek, hate, kill. 557 00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:41,750 Seek, hate, kill. Look what I say. 558 00:41:43,130 --> 00:41:44,130 That chap's here. 559 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,560 He went into the office. 560 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,720 Ready? Yes. 561 00:41:51,220 --> 00:41:54,140 Now, when you hear the clash of their blades, you will be in great danger. 562 00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:58,820 Some. In that case, I should like you to know that despite your peculiar 563 00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:01,080 methods, I've come to admire you. 564 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:02,820 A little. 565 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,240 Thank you very much, comrade. 566 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:08,500 Is something wrong? 567 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:11,880 Oh! Good evening. 568 00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:15,270 I'm so sorry. I'm forgetting my manners. 569 00:42:15,490 --> 00:42:17,290 Oh, splendid, sir, splendid. 570 00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:21,870 You note, gentlemen, the correct way of doing everything, even in defeat. 571 00:42:23,310 --> 00:42:25,390 Allow me, Madam Comrade. 572 00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:27,130 Beautifully done. 573 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,460 I can handle the situation now. We mustn't allow this little intrusion to 574 00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:50,460 interfere with our studies. 575 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,600 Well, come along, gentlemen. Take up your places. 576 00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:55,620 Form two ranks this time. 577 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,900 Now, please, do make yourselves comfortable. 578 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,720 That's extraordinarily good of you. 579 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,220 Now, form two ranks this time. 580 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:09,500 Choose your enemy. 581 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,680 Stand up straight, Wilkins. 582 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,840 Now, grasp your blades firmly and quite still. 583 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,160 Come along, quickly, quickly. 584 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,218 Jump, do it! 585 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,220 Haven't got all day. 586 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,120 Quite so. 587 00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:22,380 Straighten your back, Wilson. 588 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,760 Now, are we ready? 589 00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:25,540 Open order! 590 00:43:52,490 --> 00:43:53,770 Why don't they kill us? 591 00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:55,550 What are they waiting for? 592 00:43:55,970 --> 00:43:57,690 For the boss to arrive. 593 00:43:58,290 --> 00:44:04,310 Oh, you really are very astute, Mr. Steed. Oh, no. Just an educated guess. 594 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:07,690 Surely there is something subtle you can do. 595 00:44:08,130 --> 00:44:10,310 I'm giving it a certain amount of subtle thought. 596 00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:24,640 Get rid of the people. We don't want witnesses. 597 00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:25,980 Right, sir. 598 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:28,880 Oh, comrade. 599 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,680 En garde. 600 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,040 Right side. 601 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,200 Extend your arms. 602 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,680 Lunge. 603 00:44:36,060 --> 00:44:37,060 Percival. Sir. 604 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,500 Algernon. Sir. You may dismiss the class for today. 605 00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:42,580 My class dismiss. 606 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,280 I'm sorry for the delay, sir, but they'll all be gone in about five 607 00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:03,120 Excellent, excellent. Traitor! Bourgeois betrayer! 608 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,400 Relax, my dear. 609 00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:10,860 Well, Steve, what do you think of my little setup? 610 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,460 A highly trained force. 611 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:15,580 And they get better every day. 612 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:21,000 Trained, as you so aptly put it, to steal secrets, sell to the highest 613 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:23,500 Ingenious. Ah, but this is only the beginning. 614 00:45:24,170 --> 00:45:28,250 Soon I will have a trained force in every capital city of the world. 615 00:45:28,530 --> 00:45:34,130 And then a third world power will emerge. We will grow in strength. We 616 00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:38,950 grind our enemies under our heel until there is one world power, the state of 617 00:45:38,950 --> 00:45:39,950 Natskiville. 618 00:45:42,330 --> 00:45:47,590 My initiative surprises you? Not at all, I guessed it. Huh? Groski was sent over 619 00:45:47,590 --> 00:45:48,750 here to investigate you, eh? 620 00:45:50,810 --> 00:45:53,560 You always wear a... Cunning old fox. 621 00:45:55,540 --> 00:46:00,460 But, uh, why do you send for me? I need confirmation you provided it. 622 00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:06,620 But, uh, Mrs. Peel said... Where is she, anyhow? 623 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000 Sir? 624 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,820 Mrs. Peel, the other woman. 625 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:14,660 There was no other woman, sir. But she is here somewhere. 626 00:46:14,860 --> 00:46:15,860 Go find her. 627 00:47:48,230 --> 00:47:49,230 Oh, God. 628 00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:22,570 Well thrown, comrade. 629 00:48:22,930 --> 00:48:25,290 Thank you. You must have some Slavic blood. 630 00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,430 No. British through and through. 631 00:48:27,630 --> 00:48:30,110 But you won't hold that against her, will you? I think this calls for a 632 00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:31,069 celebration drink. 633 00:48:31,070 --> 00:48:32,730 Hard liquor softens the brain tissues. 634 00:48:33,130 --> 00:48:35,550 Vodka from the glorious motherland. 635 00:48:35,890 --> 00:48:36,930 Lead on, comrade. 636 00:48:51,340 --> 00:48:52,340 Good morning, Mrs. Peel. 637 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,360 Good morning, Steve. 638 00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,700 Present from Olga. Like it? 639 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,020 Very cozy. 640 00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:04,460 And practical, too. She says that it keeps the brain at an even temperature 641 00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:06,140 an even brain as a cool brain. 642 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:07,720 And what did you give her? 643 00:49:08,540 --> 00:49:12,040 A reassessment of the decadent English male. Coffee? 644 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,900 I think lemon tea would be more appropriate. 645 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,360 I've been embraced to the bosom of the glorious motherland. 646 00:49:20,110 --> 00:49:21,110 figuratively speaking. 647 00:49:21,270 --> 00:49:26,210 Do you mean 36, 24, 36, or a more sort of cultural exchange? 648 00:49:28,190 --> 00:49:30,750 Olga is a very charming girl once you get to know her. 649 00:49:31,110 --> 00:49:34,790 Poised, witty, feminine, proudly dependable, terribly efficient. 650 00:49:35,470 --> 00:49:39,330 Did you know that not only is she an accomplished bricklayer, but she can 651 00:49:39,330 --> 00:49:42,810 every party manifesto since 1922? 652 00:49:43,330 --> 00:49:44,330 And she did? 653 00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:45,700 Of course, twice. 654 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,060 I can see she filled a big gap in your education. 655 00:49:48,460 --> 00:49:51,300 Did you know that 25 % of the electrical engineers in her country are women? 656 00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:56,820 75 % of the garbage disposal workers are women? 5 % of the male athletes are 657 00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:58,060 drawn from the armed services? 658 00:49:58,580 --> 00:49:59,580 I should have guessed. 659 00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:03,120 The evening was heavily instructive. 660 00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:10,280 But lacking... A certain bourgeois, capitalistic, decadent touch.